If you make vanilla muffins, they'll look like maggots instead
by richterfrollo
30 Comments
Gloomy-Restaurant-42
Looks more like it was a muffin tin inspired by a different children’s book…
No-Housing-5124
I see grubs
PoopTransplant
I’m pretty sure some small terrier dookied on your plate.
zjones9
r/poopfromabutt
uppenatom
Pretty sure everything poo shaped is gonna look like poo if you make it brown
Majestic-Load1234
I see poop.
YakElectronic6713
Love these!
Fast_Ad7203
Thats actually shitty
SpongegirlCS
And a light drop or two of green food coloring in vanilla cake batter for authentic hungry caterpillar aesthetic? Use frosting for his little eyes and stripes? I think it would be fun! Get some tins that are food shaped and a butterfly tin? Recreate the book and photograph it!
You know what? Maybe I will do this one day.
Small_Tax_9432
HunnyBear66
They didn’t turd out quite right.
alwaysflaccid666
I think if you use the tin for Jell-O, it would be a better out
ariellake83
Wonderful_News4492
I can see the caterpillar ate a lot
AmazingMrSaturn
Impacted bowel cakes. Always a hit.
HarmonyWilder
They’re wonderful! Dipping these in glaze or a marbled colorful white chocolate ganache, would take them to the next level.
iamGrossauer
It looks like the droppings from a baby sandworm, honestly you should just bury those turds in the dirt for archeologist to uncover 3000 years from now, so they too can wonder what the fuck you were thinking as they admire how absolutely dreadful they are. 🤣
azbrez
That pan was never going to work lol
Zephyr93
Did you have any icing to decorate it? This looks like a work in progress.
Fun-Chef623
It looks like a fetishists’ snack
MilleAlwaysReady
This is ELITE shitty food porn. It has all the elements: creativity, good intentions, piss poor execution, haphazard plating, horrific outcome. The bonus is it looks like the product of a bodily malfunction—10s across the board.
30 Comments
Looks more like it was a muffin tin inspired by a different children’s book…
I see grubs
I’m pretty sure some small terrier dookied on your plate.
r/poopfromabutt
Pretty sure everything poo shaped is gonna look like poo if you make it brown
I see poop.
Love these!
Thats actually shitty
And a light drop or two of green food coloring in vanilla cake batter for authentic hungry caterpillar aesthetic? Use frosting for his little eyes and stripes? I think it would be fun! Get some tins that are food shaped and a butterfly tin? Recreate the book and photograph it!
You know what? Maybe I will do this one day.
They didn’t turd out quite right.
I think if you use the tin for Jell-O, it would be a better out
I can see the caterpillar ate a lot
Impacted bowel cakes. Always a hit.
They’re wonderful! Dipping these in glaze or a marbled colorful white chocolate ganache, would take them to the next level.
It looks like the droppings from a baby sandworm, honestly you should just bury those turds in the dirt for archeologist to uncover 3000 years from now, so they too can wonder what the fuck you were thinking as they admire how absolutely dreadful they are. 🤣
That pan was never going to work lol
Did you have any icing to decorate it? This looks like a work in progress.
It looks like a fetishists’ snack
This is ELITE shitty food porn. It has all the elements: creativity, good intentions, piss poor execution, haphazard plating, horrific outcome. The bonus is it looks like the product of a bodily malfunction—10s across the board.
[https://i.imgur.com/oA3qAds.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oA3qAds.jpg)
Oh. No.
That is disturbing…
Shoulda known that would be the result man haha
Why the muffins looks like poop 💩 😂
That’s shit from a butt.
Awww yes this qualifies as the shitty food of the day.
r/shitfromabutt
That plate is beautiful, even covered in poo caterpillars. Is it Wedgewood?